I try to commit at least one deadly sin each day. If I don't get round to it, I can always chalk it up to sloth.

How extraordinary it is that one feels most guilt about the sins one is unable to commit.

Sins look much more terrible to those who look at it than to those who do it.

Those who have more power are liable to sin more; no theorem in geometry is more certain than this.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities as well as those of other people will keep a man from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are worth committing.

No fury more righteous than that of a sinner accused of the wrong sin.

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.

If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.

We are all Christ and Hitler. Yoko and I want Christ to win.

If you do not want the fruits of sin, stay out of sin's orchard.