We Germans are so good at penalties because we have had to rebuild our country twice.

Boxing is the only sport in the world where two guys get paid for doing something they'd be arrested for if they got drunk and did it for nothing.

If you see a tennis player who looks as if he is working hard, that means he isn't very good.

I'm learning to use others' weaknesses. I don't hammer a man's soft spot constantly, because he may strengthen it. I just save it as a trump up my sleeve for moments when I really need a point.

If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her play backhand volleys.

To play mixed doubles: hit the girl whenever possible.

In the human race today, you came last.

Running a marathon is just like reading a good book. After a while you're just not conscious of the physical act of reading.

Reggie's was a troubled spirit these days. He was in love, and he developed a bad slice with his mid-iron. He was practically a soul in torment.

The golf swing is like sex: you can't be thinking of the mechanics of the act while you're doing it.