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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.

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If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

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Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

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You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

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One love, one heart, one destiny.

- Bob Marley

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