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Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying to become lighter is automatically funnier than a light thing trying to become heavy.
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Wise Quote
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

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