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Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened children by telling them it's just gunfire.

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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Motivational Quote

The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

Success Quote

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

Girls Quote

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

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