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Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened children by telling them it's just gunfire.

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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Friendship Quote

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

- Muhammad Ali

Love Quote

One love, one heart, one destiny.

- Bob Marley

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Relationship Quote

A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

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