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I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'
Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.
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A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
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Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
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