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Woody Allen Quotes
Brief author info: Woody Allen (1935- ) American actor, film director, writer.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Showing up is eighty percent of life.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
Eighty per cent of success is showing up.
To you I'm an atheist. To God I'm the loyal opposition.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that would cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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