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Woody Allen Quotes
Brief author info: Woody Allen (1935- ) American actor, film director, writer.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Showing up is eighty percent of life.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that would cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
Eighty per cent of success is showing up.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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