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Woody Allen Quotes
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He was quite eloquent on the subject of flowers, which he loves because 'they're not always borrowing money'.
A bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Melnick says that the soul is immortal and lives on after the body drops away, but if my soul exists without my body, I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting.
Let's say there was a burning building and you could rush in and you could save only one thing: either the last known copy of Shakespeare's plays or some anonymous human being. What would you do?
The best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
Paranoia is knowing all the facts.
My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.
Inspirational Quote
Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
Success Quote
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
Wisdom Quote
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Wise Quote
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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