Dennis Miller Quotes

Search more than 36,000 Quotes by over 6,000 Authors.

FEATURED

AUTHORS

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Famous American poet, essayist and philosopher.

View Quotes >>

Marilyn Monroe

Famous American actress, model and singer.

View Quotes >>

Albert Einstein

German-born mathematician and theoretical physicist.

If you like this page, please
share it with your friends!

Dennis Miller Quotes

Showing: 1 - 3 Dennis Miller Quotes of 3

How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?

Dennis Miller

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs, only one begins with an R.

Dennis Miller

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

Dennis Miller

Browse Page(s):

Life Quote

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Relationship Quote

Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.

- Baltasar Gracian

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Home Page About Project Link to Us Tell a Friend Contact Us Privacy Policy Copyright Statement

All quotations on this website are the property and copyright of their respective authors. All quotations are provided for educational and informational purposes only.