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Erma Bombeck Quotes
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When they told me I needed a mastectomy, I thought of the thousands of luncheons and dinners I had attended where they slapped a name tag on my left bosom. I always smiled and said, 'Now, what shall we name the other one?' That would no longer be a problem.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Bombeck's Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
The Rose Bowl is the only one I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Love Quote
Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Happiness Quote
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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