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Erma Bombeck Quotes
Brief author info: Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American humorist and writer.
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Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants are dead.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.
It's simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are times when one child is simply defending his rights and damned well should be fighting.
What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?
If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?
Getting out of hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out until the computer says you're out.
Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.
Guilt: the Gift that keeps on giving.
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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
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