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Fred Allen Quotes
Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.
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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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