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Fred Allen Quotes

Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Fred Allen

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.

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Relationship Quote

A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.

- Jean de La Bruyere

Life Quote

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Inspirational Quote

Everything you can imagine is real.

- Pablo Picasso

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

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