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Groucho Marx Quotes
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Home is where you hang your head.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open.
It's often been said that money won't make you happy, and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it's a lovely thing to have around the home.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Money is a good thing to have. It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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