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Jane Wagner Quotes
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
The ability to delude yourself might be an important survival tool ... Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
After all, what is reality anyway? Nothin' but a collective hunch.
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
What motivated man to walk upright? To free his hands for masturbation.
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.
I worry no matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
Love Quote
Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.
Success Quote
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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