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Joan Rivers Quotes
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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
It would have been cheaper to have my DNA changed.
Just say no, no, no, no, no ... you'll get a much better price.
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
My mother could make anybody feel guilty. She used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
I said to my mother-in-law, 'My house is your house.' She said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
Never floss a stranger.
Relationship Quote
A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.
Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
Life Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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