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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
It would have been cheaper to have my DNA changed.
Just say no, no, no, no, no ... you'll get a much better price.
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
My mother could make anybody feel guilty. She used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
I said to my mother-in-law, 'My house is your house.' She said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
Never floss a stranger.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.
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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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