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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.

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It would have been cheaper to have my DNA changed.

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Just say no, no, no, no, no ... you'll get a much better price.

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Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

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My mother could make anybody feel guilty. She used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.

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A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

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Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.

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I said to my mother-in-law, 'My house is your house.' She said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

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I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.

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Never floss a stranger.

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Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

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