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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
It would have been cheaper to have my DNA changed.
Just say no, no, no, no, no ... you'll get a much better price.
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
My mother could make anybody feel guilty. She used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
I said to my mother-in-law, 'My house is your house.' She said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
Never floss a stranger.
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They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now
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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
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To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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