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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

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Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

Love Quote

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

- Marilyn Monroe

Relationship Quote

A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

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