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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Sad Quote

They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Relationship Quote

A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

Relationship Quote

Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.

- Baltasar Gracian

Life Quote

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

- Dr. Seuss

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