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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Motivational Quote

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.

- Muhammad Ali

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Success Quote

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

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