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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Love Quote

Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.

- Katharine Hepburn

Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

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Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

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