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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

Joan Rivers

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Relationship Quote

A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.

- Jean de La Bruyere

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Motivational Quote

It always seems impossible until it's done.

- Nelson Mandela

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

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