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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

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Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Life Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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