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Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to the creditors.

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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Success Quote

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Motivational Quote

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

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