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They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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