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Ogden Nash Quotes
Brief author info: Ogden Nash (1902-1971) American writer of light verse.
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, And that is to have either a clear conscience, or none at all.
One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.
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