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Ogden Nash Quotes
Showing: 21 - 30 Ogden Nash Quotes of 54
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces properly if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of De- cember.
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Out-number your friends.
The old men know when an old man dies.
Purity Is obscurity.
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Wisdom Quote
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
Relationship Quote
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Inspirational Quote
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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