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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes
Brief author info: P. J. O'Rourke (1947- ) American author, editor.
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A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.
Guns are always the best method for a private suicide... Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.
Every generation finds the drug it needs.
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.
A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing, too.
Rich parents are famous both for miserliness and astonishing longevity. And, when they finally do die, you'll find they've left their estate in inviolate trust to the golden retrievers.
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
Fashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time.
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Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
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The road to success is always under construction
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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