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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

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To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

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Everything you can imagine is real.

- Pablo Picasso

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

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The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

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