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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

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To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

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Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

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