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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Success Quote
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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