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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

Rodney Dangerfield

To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

Rodney Dangerfield

Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.

- Jean de La Bruyere

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It always seems impossible until it's done.

- Nelson Mandela

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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

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