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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
Life Quote
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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