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All right, so call me Miss Cliche of 1960, but the thing about the married ones that always spooks me is how sweet and attentive they are at first, when they're on the prowl.

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This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.

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Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Age Quote

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

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