Sam Levenson Quotes
Brief author info: Sam Levenson (1911-1980) American humorist.
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You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
I like life. It's something to do.
One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don't take chances with creation.
How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know.
Somewhere on this globe every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.