Sam Levenson Quotes
Brief author info: Sam Levenson (1911-1980) American humorist.
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
I like life. It's something to do.
One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don't take chances with creation.
How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know.
Somewhere on this globe every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.