Sam Levenson Quotes
Brief author info: Sam Levenson (1911-1980) American humorist.
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
I like life. It's something to do.
One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don't take chances with creation.
How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know.
Somewhere on this globe every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.