Evil is uncertain in the same degree as good, and for the reason that we ought not to hope too securely, we ought not to fear with too much dejection.

Flattery pleases very generally. In the first place, the flatterer may think what he says to be true; but, in the second place, whether he thinks so or not, he certainly thinks those whom he flatters of consequence enough to be flattered.

It is necessary to the success of flattery, that it be accommodated to particular circumstances or characters, and enter the heart on that side where the passions are ready to receive it.

A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out as good for nothing.

Very few live by choice. Every man is placed in his present condition by causes which acted without his foresight, and with which he did not always willingly cooperate; and therefore you will rarely meet one who does not think the lot of his neighbor better than his own.

That friendship may be at once fond and lasting, there must not only be equal virtue on each part, but virtue of the same kind; not only the same end must be proposed, but the same means must be approved by both.

I am sorry I have not learnt to play at cards. It is very useful in life: it generates kindness and consolidates society.

Every old man complains of the growing depravity of the world, of the petulance and insolence of the rising generation.

The true genius is a mind of large general powers, accidentally determined to some particular direction.

Bounty always receives part of its value from the manner in which it is bestowed.