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Steve Martin Quotes
Brief author info: Steve Martin (1945- ) American comedian, actor, and writer.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?'
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.
Comedy may be big business, but it isn't pretty.
Boy those French, they have a different word for everything.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
For the audience, without whom I would only be myself.
Boy those French, they have a different word for everything.
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