The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.

Even the lion has to defend himself against flies.

I like animals who trust people.

We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much.

Is it not wonderful, that the love of the parent should be so violent while it lasts and that it should last no longer than is necessary for the preservation of the young?

The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, With an indolent expression and an undulating throat Like an unsuccessful literary man.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Everyone's pet is the most outstanding. This begets mutual blindness.

If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation.