Astrology is a disease, not a science.

You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.

I think I might have a bad psychic advisor. When I asked her to contact the dead, she gave me Keith Richards' phone number.

I was on a corner the other day when a wild-looking sort of gypsy-looking lady with a dark veil over her face grabbed me right on Ventura Boulevard and said, 'Karen Haber! You're never going to find happiness, and no one is ever going to marry you.' I said, 'Mom, leave me alone.'

-Do you believe in astrology? -I don't even believe in astronomy.

We are all at times unconscious prophets.

A belief in God and a belief in astrology cannot be reconciled.

There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: 'What's your sign?' Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars but in ourselves.

You can make a good living from soothsaying but not from truthsaying.