Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign that something is eating us.

Obesity is the result of a loss of self-control. Indeed, loss of self-control might be said to be the defining social (or anti-social) characteristic of our age: public drunkenness, excessive gambling, promiscuity and common-or-garden rudeness are all examples of our collective loss of self-control.

For women, eating has taken on the sinful state once reserved for sex.

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.

Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu.

The best way to lose weight is to get the flu and take a trip to Egypt.

It's not what you're eating, it's what's eating you.