If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

Evolution has been removed.

At one point, Howard, we were hunters and gatherers and then seems like all of a sudden we became party goers.

The trouble with the 1980's as compared with the 1970's is that teenagers no longer rebel and leave home.

I think if I got a bicycle from my father, I should give a car to my son.

Every problem was once a solution to a previous problem.

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. Yeah, I told 'em I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

Some call it Evolution, And others call it God.