It's funny - there's nothing that stops you laughing like the sight of other people laughing about something else.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying to become lighter is automatically funnier than a light thing trying to become heavy.

If you tell a joke in the field, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Beware of those who laugh at everything or nothing.

The people who fear humor - and they are many - are suspicious of its power to present things in unexpected lights, to question received opinions and to suggest unforeseen possibilities.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

The tragedy of men is that they live in this ghastly wasteland of secondhand jokes.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

Nobody in love has a sense of humor.