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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

Rudyard Kipling

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Mae West

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Oscar Wilde

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Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Life Quote

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

- Maya Angelou

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Success Quote

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

Sad Quote

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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