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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get.
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Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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