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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Life is a journey, not a destination.
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.
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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
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