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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Strength Quote
Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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