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Humorous Quotes
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Peace Quote
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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