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Famous American poet, essayist and philosopher.

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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Albert Einstein

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

Friedrich Nietzsche

So many books, so little time.

Frank Zappa

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

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Motivational Quote

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!

- Audrey Hepburn

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Sad Quote

There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.

- Oscar Wilde

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