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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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One love, one heart, one destiny.
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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.
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If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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