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They say we Jews are mean, greedy and all we think about is money. I wish I had five pounds for every time I've heard that.
If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
The only advantage I have found in being Jewish is that I can be openly anti-Semitic.
Who hates the Jews more than the Jew?
As everyone knows, where there are two Jews there are three opinions.
It is a family joke that when I was a tiny child I turned from the window out of which I was watching a snowstorm, and hopefully asked, 'Momma, do we believe in winter?'
I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.
For me this is the vital litmus test: no intellectual society can flourish where a Jew feels even slightly uneasy.
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