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Marriage Quotes
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I have learned only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First let her think she is having her own way. Second, let her have it.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
To marry a woman you love and who loves you is to lay a wager with her as to who will stop loving the other first.
I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't over yet.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
That shows how long we've been married. Now you kiss me to calm me down.
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
My wife is the rest of me. I am the rest of her.
Relationship Quote
A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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