I like men to behave like men - strong and childish.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Poor little men! Poor little strutting peacocks! They spread out their tails as conquerors almost as soon as they are able to walk.

Male, n. A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex. The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man. The genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers.

Men build bridges and throw railroads across deserts, and yet they contend successfully that the job of sewing on a button is beyond them. Accordingly, they don't have to sew buttons.

Men's men: gentle or simple, they're much of a muchness.

History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.

Man, without a saving touch of woman in him, is too doltish, too naive and romantic, too easily deluded and lulled to sleep by his imagination to be anything above a cavalryman, a theologian or a corporation director.

The beauty of stature is the only beauty of men.

Men should not care too much for good looks; neglect is becoming.