Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.

Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

Men will always opt for things that get finished and stay that way - putting up screens, but not planning menus.

When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.

Men build bridges and throw railroads across deserts, and yet they contend successfully that the job of sewing on a button is beyond them.

Men are more conventional than women and much slower to change their ideas.

Makes of men date, like makes of car.

Eventually all men come out of the bathroom dressed as a majorette.

Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.