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Never have your wife in the morning - the day may have something better to offer.
Never mistake asthma for passion, and vice versa.
Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV.
Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.
Never request that he sleep in the wet spot.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Never make a defence or apology before you are accused.
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
Never appeal to a man's 'better nature'. He might not have one.


Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.


Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

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