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Never have your wife in the morning - the day may have something better to offer.
Never mistake asthma for passion, and vice versa.
Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV.
Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.
Never request that he sleep in the wet spot.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Never make a defence or apology before you are accused.
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
Never appeal to a man's 'better nature'. He might not have one.
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A great man stands on God. A small man stands on a great man.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
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