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Never say something remarkable. It is sure to be wrong.
Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Never date a man who has a freshly used fly swatter as his only living-room decoration.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.
Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.
I never fall apart, because I never fall together.
It never got weird enough for me.
Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
Love Quote
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
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