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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
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People only see what they are prepared to see.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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