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Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Advice: the suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offence.
Christian: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
Infidel: in New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
Hospitality: the virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodgings.
Optimist, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
Philosophy: a route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Pray, n. To ask that the laws of the Universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy.
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
Calamities are of two kinds. Misfortune to ourselves and good fortune to others.
Life Quote
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Relationship Quote
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Happiness Quote
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
Inspirational Quote
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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