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Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Advice: the suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offence.
Christian: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
Infidel: in New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
Hospitality: the virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodgings.
Optimist, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
Philosophy: a route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Pray, n. To ask that the laws of the Universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy.
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
Calamities are of two kinds. Misfortune to ourselves and good fortune to others.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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