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When I was in the third grade, there was a kid running for office. His slogan was: "Vote for me and I'll show you my wee-wee." He won by a landslide.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.
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