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W. C. Fields Quotes
Brief author info: W. C. Fields (1880-1946) American comedian and actor.
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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up to the standard for the rest of your life.
There may be some things better than sex, and some may be worse. But there is nothing exactly like it.
It's a funny old world-a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
It was a woman that drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
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Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Inspirational Quote
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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