My Mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get - unless you're a banana."

They say a man is as old as the women he feels.

For a moment man is a boy, for a moment a lovesick youth, for a moment bereft of wealth, for a moment in the height of prosperity; then at life's end with limbs worn out by old age and wrinkles adorning his face, like an actor he retires behind the curtain of death.

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, The last of life for which the first was made.

Old age ain't for sissies.

If you survive long enough, you're revered rather like an old building.