My Mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get - unless you're a banana."

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.

For a moment man is a boy, for a moment a lovesick youth, for a moment bereft of wealth, for a moment in the height of prosperity; then at life's end with limbs worn out by old age and wrinkles adorning his face, like an actor he retires behind the curtain of death.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.

They say a man is as old as the women he feels.

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.