Communists are frustrated capitalists.

What a communist he is! He would have equal distribution of sin as well as property.

When the people are beaten with a stick, they are not much happier if it is called 'The People's Stick'.

The wonder is that communism lasted so long. But then again, modern poetry lasted a long time, too.

Communism is like one big phone company.

What is a communist? One who hath yearnings For equal division of unequal earnings.

The Communist is a Socialist in a violent hurry.

The Westerners have lost the vision of heaven, they go hunting for the pure spirit in the belly. The pure soul takes not color and scent from the body, and Communism has nothing to do save with the body.

The religion of that prophet [Karl Marx] who knew not the truth, is founded upon equality of the belly.

Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party.