A Conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make

Nothing is so abject and pathetic as a politician who has lost his job, save only a retired stud-horse.

I am a Tory anarchist. I should like everyone to go about doing just as he pleased - short of altering any of the things to which I have grown accustomed.

All isms end in fascism.

In politics if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.

The way I read Billy Carter's testimony, he was a model citizen himself until the voters went and ruined his life by making his brother President.

Dukakis is the Greek word for Mondale.

What you always do before you make a decision is consult. The best public policy is made when you are listening to people who are going to be impacted. Then, once a policy is determined, you call on them to help you sell it.