I'm so broke I'm actually considering getting a second boyfriend.

The Great Depression, 1931 - that was the year when our family ate the piano.

'Poor but happy' is not a phrase invented by a poor person.

Boredom is the keynote of poverty ... it's dark brown sameness.

I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. They told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar store.

The rich have a passion for bargains as lively as it is pointless.

I have no problem with the rich, only with those who have a problem being rich.