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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Mark Twain

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

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Always do right-this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort-and then she will presently ask you to apologize.

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When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.

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When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.

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Love Quote

Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.

- Katharine Hepburn

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Life Quote

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

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