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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
What, Sir, would the people of the earth be without women? They would be scarce, Sir, almighty scarce.
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort-and then she will presently ask you to apologize.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says: 'Yes; the little ones does.'
If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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