Mark Twain Quotes
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
What, Sir, would the people of the earth be without women? They would be scarce, Sir, almighty scarce.
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up.
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says: 'Yes; the little ones does.'
If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.
If we were supposed to talk more than we listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.