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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
What, Sir, would the people of the earth be without women? They would be scarce, Sir, almighty scarce.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort-and then she will presently ask you to apologize.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says: 'Yes; the little ones does.'
If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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