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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
What, Sir, would the people of the earth be without women? They would be scarce, Sir, almighty scarce.
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up.
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says: 'Yes; the little ones does.'
If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.
If we were supposed to talk more than we listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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