Mark Twain Quotes
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
What, Sir, would the people of the earth be without women? They would be scarce, Sir, almighty scarce.
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up.
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says: 'Yes; the little ones does.'
If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.
If we were supposed to talk more than we listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
One love, one heart, one destiny.