Mark Twain Quotes
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Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.
The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next.
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
Familiarity breeds contempt-and children.
We despise no source that can pay us a pleasing attention.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals-apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
Everything you can imagine is real.
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Everything is clearer when you're in love.
It takes great wit and interest and energy to be happy. The pursuit of happiness is a great activity. One must be open and alive. It is the greatest feat man has to accomplish.