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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.
They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.
God has put something noble and good into every heart which his hand has created.
... eating his bread with the appetite which laborious industry alone can give.
The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.
Whether he was good, bad, or indifferent, he was the Lord's, and nothing that was the Lord's was a thing to be neglected.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.


Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.


Life Quote
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

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